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The Sphincter Game
The 
game is very easy to play and is VERY 
. All you do is take famous titles (books, songs, movies, etc.) and phrases and insert the word in place of one of the words in the title. And as you'll see, you can usually insert in more than one place in the title.
DISCLAIMER: This game is meant to be and free of any discrimination...meaning all bets are off with regards to what titles we sphincter-ize. If your bone has been removed or misplaced, then we advise that you forego reading this list until it comes back. Then again maybe if you read this list your bone will be re-activated.
submit your suggestions Be sure to include the official title with your suggestion.
MOVIES
- From Here to
- Gone with the
- The ["The Hulk", "The Blob", "The Matrix", etc.]
- ["Godzilla", "Titanic", "Shane", etc.]
- Wars
- The Ten
- The Commandments
- My Fair
- Dude, Where's my
- Bill and Ted's Excellent
- Raiders of the Lost
- of the Lost Ark
BOOKS
- The Cat in the
- The Code
- The DaVinci
- Farewell to
- For Whom the Tolls
- The Merchant of
- The of Venice
- Much Ado About
- A Midsummers Night's
- in the Rye
- The of Wrath
- The Grapes of
- A of One's Own
- The Kool-Aid Acid Test
- The Electric Acid Test
- The of the Vanities
- Ten Little
- Slaugherhouse—
SONGS
- Beatles
- The Long and Winding
- The Magical Mystery
- The Magical Tour
- Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Club Band
- Sergeant 's Lonely Hearts Club Band
- Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club
- She's Got a To Ride
- Lucy in the Sky with
- Lucy in the with Diamonds
- Lovely Rita Maid
- Lovely Meter Maid
- Lovely Rita Meter
- A Hard Day's
- Rolling Stones
- Sympathy for the
- Ruby
- Tuesday
- Elton John
- Goodbye Yellow Brick
- Honky Tonk
- Funeral for a
- for a Friend
- and the Jets
- Benny and the
- Man
- Rocket
- Don't Let the Go Down on Me
- Others
- Saturday Night
- to Heaven
- Stairway to
- on the Water
- Smoke on the
- I Left my in San Francisco
- I Left my Heart in
- Mrs. Brown you have a lovely
- How Can You Mend a Broken
- Just Want to Have Fun
- Great of Fire
- Ruby, Don't Take Your to Town
- You've Lost that Feelin'
- Baby I Need Your
- Keep Fallin' on my Head
TV SHOWS
- Leave it to
- Make Room for
- CSI:
- Amazing
- Big
- Brother
- American
- Idol
- The Show
- The Daily
- and Grace
- Will and
- Without a
- Wheel of
- of Fortune
- Desparate
Girls Women Ed the Car ParkPHRASES/SLOGANS
- Where's the ?
- Things go better with
- May the be With You
- Got ?
- Just It